A strange thing happened this morning. Well, first I woke up at 4am and I was starving. I should have had a snack before bed. I ate dinner at 6, but it wasn't a lot. As I was watching a movie at like 9 I thought to myself, I need a snack. No I just ate dinner. I should have eaten, but I didn't and I didn't at 4am either. The weirdness occured while I was in the shower...
Sometimes I get "shower-anxiety." Sounds strange, but basically I'll be showering away, and it is all hot, and I get like, really hot all of a sudden and feel like I have to hurry this shower up and get out asap. It happens every now and again. Maybe it happens to other people, I don't know. I feel like I'm stuck in the shower because I have all this cleaning left to do even though I want to get out. Maybe it is a strange form of claustrophobia.
Anyway, I got stuck in the shower this morning. As I hurried up to finish cleaning I started to pass out!! My vision started to fade away and my hearing got fuzzy and I got really hot and a little nauseous. At first I was thinking "Oh no, here's comes morning sickness!" but the nausea wasn't the worst part, it was the dizzyness and my vision closing in. The last step of my shower before I get out is to seal my hair follicles with cold water. I always run cold through my hair then turn the shower off. Thankfully I was at this step in the process when this started happened and the cold kept me going, otherwise I might have gone down. I turned off the water and had to lean on the edge of the tub as things started going gray and I got all sweaty. I grabbed my towel, ran it over my bod, and sat on the toilet. I got the chills, and pooped, then felt much much better. I don't know what caused this, maybe I had low blood sugar combined with God knows what.
I'm always telling people when they don't feel good that they just have to poop. Who knew!
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It is so true! A good poop solves everything. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy. Be sure to address this with your doc. I have a feeling it was just low blood sugar. YOU NEED TO FEED THAT THING IN THERE! Eat when you're hungry dammit! I don't want some malnourished "thing" coming out in nine months, all shrivelled and hungry. Besides, if it isn't human, it might start eating your insides.