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Monday, January 19, 2009

Scolding

Ok, I'm sorry. I got a scolding by Auntie Twinkie because I don't write enough on my blog. I don't have much to update. I feel wonderful. I'm not sick at all and back to being hungry all the time. Of course I have to pee a lot since my kidneys are working overtime to move my ever increasing blood volume. I am so thirsty too which makes me pee more since I drink more. I read today that my baby is the size of a blueberry and is going to double in size this week. I keep slathering on the cocoa butter lotion waiting for something to happen!

I am so pissed right now and I'll tell you why! I have a hard time staying asleep. I think because my prenatal vitamins upset my stomach and I take them at night so it wakes me up at like 2 or 3 or 4. I'm just really uncomfortable, not really sick. I can't find a comfortable position, then all of a sudden I'm asleep again. Well, last night I was up at 1 and 2 individually with the problem (and of course to pee), then at the lovely hour of 3am Man-Meat's phone starts freaking out! At first I think, oh it is probably 6:00 and his employees are calling in sick because that's what they do. But it keeps going and going, ringing and text messaging popping up and I glance at the clock at realize the actually time. I holler at him to turn it off or silence it because he doesn't wake up until the 10th ring or so. Then our home phone rings and I can hear it downstairs. They were both downstairs, that happens sometimes when we are too lazy to bring one back upstairs. Then Sister jumps out of bed and rushes too the bedroom door and I'm like WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON! IT IS 3 AM! I jump out of bed as well and Man-Meat says "Come on get back in bed its just AJ at our front door." AJ!! AJ at our front door!! Perfectly acceptable on a Fri or Sat when no one has to work the next day but not on a Sunday night with the ever dreaded Monday morning right around the mountaintop. See, he's our incredibley lazy friend that would rather pay for a cab half way from down town rather then the whole way to his house in the valley. He does this from time to time and crashes out in the 2nd bedroom, ehem. By now, I'm up. I'm wide awake. I pee again and while I'm in the potty I hear AJ throwing rocks at the 2nd bedroom window trying to wake up, ehem, TT. Finally she gets out of bed and lets the lazy bastard in. I get back in bed, however, I can hear them talking, Sister is still out of sorts because something is going on downstairs and she just HAS to check it out, my body is uncomfortable, I may have to pee again in a second, so 2 hours later I finally find my way back into sleep. Just in time for Man-Meat's alarm to go off. Looks like AJ needs a scolding too, or a severe beating or a public flogging or or or or

2 comments:

  1. You could just have him killed... GAH!!! Did I just write that? I'm kidding!!!!

    This was a good post. Thank you for the update. Why don't you take your vitamins in the morning? By the way, the Prenatal Vits will make your hair grow long!

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  2. I don't take them in the morning because they upset my stomach. I think they make my hair grow even if I'm asleep.

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